Remixing Redux

Ok. Remember how I said I like remixs? Things that change the established norm and all? Something that takes an original idea and twists it or combines it with something else to make something new?

Well there is one horrifying abomination of all of this, one disgusting invention that causes my stomach to twist and my throat to fill with bile every time I lay my eyes upon it.

Jeggings.

These are the lowest of creations energies. The horrific nightmare spawn of a psychotic designer with some hellish pact. I generally find leggings to be deplorable. Wearing leggings to class or lounge around the house or work out in is totally acceptable, but the number of women who would just toss on some leggings and uggs and hit the bars in my college town angered me. It's the same as guys wearing sweatpants everywhere we go, it's class-less.

The fact that women still do this in adult situations draws me into a maddening place in my mind. And jeggings are just making it worse. 

Also, let me say this once. Men who wear jeggings. PLEASE DIE HORRIBLY AND NEVER CONTRIBUTE TO THE GENE POOL.

Now they're making jegging shorts, junderwear. This needs to stop, now and forever. I hope somewhere there is a corrective force in this society that will destroy the makers of this trend.

CollegeHumor has made jeggings funny for me though.

Now I have a headache.

~Jones Out