Thursday
Mar242011

Team America

It just gets better and better. Now if anyone knows me, my favorite super hero, even over Batman, is Captain America. I might expand on why later, but let's just cut to the tape.

HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THIS!? Now I am fully pumped for the movie, it'll definitely do the character some justice. 

Also, tonight I'm seeing SuckerPunch. In IMAX. If my eyes end up exploding and bleeding all over the place, it'll still be a good night.

~Jones Out

Wednesday
Mar232011

Batman

Can I tell you just how excited I am by this?

Seriously, one of the best video games I've ever played, and the sequel just looks so much better...it's a good time to be a comic book geek.

Unless you're a Wonder Woman fan. If so, I'm very sorry for your loss.

~Jones out

Monday
Mar212011

Roosevelt is My Hero

Seriously. I'm reading his biography and everything he does is badass. He's lead a life most men couldn't even dream of. I hope my life adds up to half the adventures he's had.

I mean, here is a guy who historians consider one of history's greatest presidents, and he declined to have a third term. They were going to let him break the rules he was so good. He did safaris in Africa and started the national park conservatism in the US. When he was head of the Navy and a war broke out, he resigned to lead his own troops in battle. Let me say this again. He had input in how the war overall was run, but refused to sit in the back. So he resigned to go lead his own elite unit of "Rough Riders" on the front lines.

Badass. This is the guy who originally lived "Speak softly, and carry a big stick." But the most badass fact is summed up in the advertisement below from the Smithsonian.

UPDATE: Someone much wiser than me corrected the above statement. It's an art student project on advertising. Still gets an awesome point across though.

 

Source

This is how I want to live my life. Best description of Roosevelt "Death had to take him sleeping. For if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight." -- Thomas Marshall

~Jones Out

Sunday
Mar202011

Mario Song Had Words?

This is brilliant. And charitable. 

Even has the "lyrics"

~Jones Out

Friday
Mar112011

Say No To Winter

I hate the winter. It's cold, the traffic piles up, the roads become dangerous, and it's fucking cold. So when I saw this? 

Priceless. Vote summer, bring back lemonade and women in sundresses.

~Jones Out